Mr. Smite <The Ship's First Mate>The location of this NPC is unknown.
- Mr. Smite yells: You there! Check out that noise!
- Mr. Smite yells: We're under attack! Avast, ye swabs! Repel the invaders!
- Mr. Smite says: You landlubbers are tougher than I thought! I'll have to improvise!
- Mr. Smite says: D'ah! Now you're making me angry!